Category Archives: Royal Household

Marian Rejewski

Marian Rejewski, probably 1932. Photo courtesy of Janina Sylwestrzak, Rejewski's daughter.

Marian Rejewski, probably 1932.
Photo courtesy of Janina Sylwestrzak, Rejewski’s daughter.

In 1929, while studying mathematics at Poznań University, Rejewski attended a secret cryptology course conducted by the Polish General Staff’s Cipher Bureau (Biuro Szyfrów), which he joined in September 1932. The Bureau had had no success in reading Enigma-enciphered messages and set Rejewski to work on the problem in late 1932; he deduced the machine’s secret internal wiring after only a few weeks. Rejewski and his two colleagues then developed successive techniques for the regular decryption of Enigma messages. His contributions included the cryptologic card catalog, derived using the cyclometer that he had invented, and the cryptologic bomb.

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Our noodly appendage

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I hesitate to debrief you at this late hour, but it’s been bruited abroad that they are coming for our noodly appendage. Our daily bread no longer rise. Retreat to the mountains. Take special care for the mothers to be.

Cross-reference this file to the memoranda in your welcome package.

Diet of Worms

This new Christian diet is all the rage, the Diet of Worms. The infidels tend to choke on it, as was its design. The doctors of divinity prescribe a bracing tonic of extreme devotion to those in remission. Many long-standing disputes have finally been settled, to the best of our knowledge.

Pantagruel was dubious of the press release, but Panurge cried to open a can.

Excuse me, I’m talking to the President

Mister President, we have three more prisoners of war.
Bring ‘em on.
Crick is a prisoner of the war on drugs.
Hang by the neck.
Warsh is a prisoner of the war on poverty.
Life sentence, three generations.
Shem is a prisoner of the war on terror.
Molotov cocktail.
Thank you Mister President, and God bless.

Pope Francis best dressed


The first Pope from the New World. Born 17 December 1936,  Buenos Aires, Argentina.

Esquire has named Pope Francis as its Best Dressed Man of 2013 for his simpler vestments, in tune with a modern simplistic design on sartorial fashion.

Results of your recent sigmundoscopy

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The procedure reveals that  you hold a doctor’s degree in subcutaneous philology. That fear of appearing to be retentive has given you a complex, even an imaginary number of neurons. All the universes in string theory don’t provide enough elbow room for the youngsters’ viruses.

Calling all alpha males. It’s the time of the month for your beta-kerosene rebarbatives.

Adolphus Augustus

augustWe would like to welcome the august Dr. Augustus to the board of directors of XPPQ assuming the position of Unauditable Financial Officer, with foresight over the Girl Guide Cookies sector.